Tea With Miss Massacre

Earlier in the week, D* Cyber Punk of Goth Clothes did some Christmas shopping with the very spunkalicious Miss Massacre.  After a hectic day wrestling with the crowds we stopped in at Marie Antoinette’s for Tea…

Goth Clothes:  Please tell us a little about you and how you spend your days.
 
Miss Massacre: I’m Kara, a 26 year old misfit with bright pink hair and a heart of gold (ok maybe I’m exaggerating..)! I’m a makeup fanatic and especially delight in special fx.. I demand MORE GORE!  I’m a gamer, animal lover, baker and a self proclaimed glue-gun Goddess.. seriously, give me a glue gun, some string, a few pieces of gum and I’ll make you a fancy top hat. I try to make the most of my time, I divide myself between the things and people that matter most…. my blog, family, hobbies and of course my boy toy!

Goth Clothes:  We’re having a tea party for you and 12 guests.  Where will we gather, who will be there, what’s on the menu and what are you wearing?

You’re invited to Miss Massacre’s Twistedly Twelve Tea Party! The theme is simple “Dressed to Kill”, don your most over the top attire and come ready to have a bitchen time.

Among the fabulous attendees are Marie Antoinette, Martha Stewart, Gentlemen Chogath, Emilie Autumn, Betsy Johnson, Shakespeare, D* Cyber Punk, Alexander Skarsgard, Louis CK, American McGee’s Mad Hatter and Tim Gunn

Where: We’ll meet at dusk in Marie’s private garden where an elaborate table display awaits you. Should you have trouble finding us through the hedge maze, just follow the blue roses…

The Menu: Absinthe cocktails, at dinner we will dine on fillets drizzled with a delicious red-wine reduction and garlic mash. For dessert, a variety of mini pastries, chocolate lava cakes and other sugary confections created by yours truly. After dessert I’ll temp your taste buds once more with a special concoction called bleeding hearts! tip it back and let the vodka, cranberry and amaretto take you over… mmmm (tea.. Miss Massacre style).

If you promise to come looking extra audacious, then I shall do the same! Head to toe goth glamour is my inspiration…. I would start with a so tight I can hardly breath corset, super poofy tulle tutu, argyle tights, sexy yetis and black chucks… to complete my look, dark red nail polish and a tilted tiara to top it all off!

Goth Clothes:  How would you define Gothic Style? 

Miss Massacre: I don’t consider myself “Gothic”, but I do adore Goth fashion, art and find the whole culture very inspiring. When I think of Gothic style, so many words come to mind: creativity, exciting, mysterious, invigorating, vibrant, dramatic, sexy, dangerous… The word Goth has so many meanings for me and I don’t just see a piece of dark clothing or black hair… Goth can be very beautiful and seeing someone live by their own terms is quite special. To love who and what you are despite what people might think is extremely powerful.

Goth Clothes:  What is your naughtiest indulgence?

Miss Massacre: As if I have just one… Sweets, glitter, pink hair dye, costume jewellery, mindless television, video games, dubstep, gossip and so much more!

Goth Clothes:  What is your most redeeming feature?

Miss Massacre: Without a doubt, kindness. I’m not perfect, as generic as it sounds I try hard to be a good person… at the end of the day I have to live with me haha. I love hard and once you’re in my circle you aren’t allowed to leave (just try, the more you squirm the tighter those chains get teehee). I try very hard to make people feel as special as I know they are and I like to think I’m a good listener.

Goth Clothes:  If you could make over any celebrity, who would it be and how would you have them look?

Miss Massacre: No shortage of difficult questions huh? I think I’d go with Liv Tyler she’s stunning, but always so minimal. If I were to make over Liv, I would give her an androgynous Victorian vampire look with a sprinkle of Steampunk! Her wardrobe would consist of various fabrics such as velvet, lace, leather and fur… overkill? I don’t think so! I would be sure every detail was perfect, including curling up her gorgeous dark locks, adorning her fingers with over sized rings and of course adding some wicked lipstick…  I’d throw in some fangs and knee high leather boots, then give her the last invite to my VERY exclusive party.

D* Cyber Punk would like to say a big fat “Thank You” to Miss Massacre for the invitation to her Tea Party and all the smudgy black kisses.

You can stalk Miss Massacre at her own website where you too can learn how to create ghoulish and gory special effects makeup, check out the coolest reviews of all the fab products Miss Massacre puts through their paces, or just admire her amazing, flamboyant creations. Follow Miss Massacre on Twitter and check her out on FaceBook.